Meerkats' rabies tests prove negative: "A family of five Minnesota Zoo meerkats destroyed after a girl was bitten did not have rabies after all, a zoo official said Friday.The 9-year-old girl, who has not been identified, was bitten Wednesday when she reached her hand into the animals' exhibit."

This is why I hate people. This is why I'd rather stay at home than go out and interact with the rest of the world. Just in case you were wondering.