Mistress of all she surveys.

One Muppet. One Voice. [savethemuppets.com]: "In September 2005, the Muppets Holding Company, a subsidiary of the Walt Disney Company, held open auditions to cast 'alternate performers' for the ten main Muppet characters, including Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear and Gonzo.

Disney's plan is to replace the Muppeteers %u2015 artists who have performed these classic characters for decades %u2015 with a production line of part-time puppeteers. It's cheaper and quicker to use young, unknown performers %u2015 they don't ask as many questions or hold things up by insisting that the characters remain consistent."

Yes, there are maybe more important concerns in the world. But, come on. It's the Muppets.

Look, ma! I'm a working actor!

Sadly, I think I own that shirt.

In my dreams, I kill men with strollers.

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Where are the large desserts?

My motel.

I give you...the future! (And not just a real expensive scooter.)

Look! It's a giant Woody! (I slay me.)

Nightmare Before Xmas Haunted Mansion

Hell is other people.

Yes, I spilled milk everywhere. Not going 2 cry over it.

F*ck this line $#it, says one young visitor.

Apparently, I'm nnt the only one who doesn't know when the gates open.

Chained heat: Disnex behind bars.

First rest stop.

The hardest part is saying goodbye.

UltimateDisney.com: The Ultimate Guide to Disney DVD: "November 12, 2005 - Disney has already announced 'The Golden Girls' Season 4 for February 14, 2006. While this press release chooses an odd aspect to highlight in its headlines, it promises one new bonus feature titled 'Top Ten Guests From Season 4.'"

And how frustrated am I that Golden Girls DVDs keep rolling out, and Disney has canceled the third and final Once & Again DVD set?