Yahoo! News - Easter Bunny Gets Pummeled by Boy at Mall
: "BAY CITY, Mich. - The Easter Bunny is hopping mad. Bryan Johnson, who portrays the furry character at the Bay City Mall, says he was pummeled in an unprovoked attack on the job. Police say the attacker was a 12-year-old boy who sat on Johnson's lap the day before the March 18 incident."

Growing ever more frustrated and depressed by the ongoing attempts to subvert the American judicial system through the Terri Schiavo case, I found this story to be fairly refreshing.