Tuesday, 11:45 am: From now until lunch, I shall work on creating witty responses to the comment, "Hi, I'm (fill in the blank). You probably don't remember me; I was your dad's student when you were under the age of 5." Always followed by an expectant look, as if it wouud make their day to hear that I do, ln fact, remember them.

(Jeez, talk into the mike! Happy place...)
Composed on my palmtop; posted whenever I remember to synch to the desktop.